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about Norton's set is perfect. His timing is perfect,
his delivery is perfect. Norton doesn't have to rely
on physical humor like a Dane Cook, or Jim Breuer tend
to. Norton also doesn't do any crowd work like Rich
Vos does to get laughs. Jim's style fits perfectly
onto a CD. His intellectual & well worded rants
sum up whatever topic he is dissecting perfectly. Add
in his razor sharp sarcasm and cringe worthy
observations, and the result is a 5'7", 150lbs
comedic genius.
The album
starts out with an intro by Stress Factory owner
Vinnie Brand (complete with his trademark lisp).
Norton takes the stage & immediately begins to
play to the hometown crowd. He attacks people who make
fun of New Jersey accents, and his rant segues
perfectly into another diatribe about how awful the
accents from the movie Fargo were.
Norton
goes on to hilariously tackle other topics like the
high suicide rate in Seattle, shopping at Bed, Bath
& Beyond, fat people flying on Southwest Airlines,
Michael Jackson at the 2002 Video Music Awards, Liz
Taylor & Martha Stewart, and more amazing
observations that let you inside of his sick &
demented mind. No topic is too taboo for Jim to attack
- whether it's sex with retarded girls, having Britney
Spears shit into his mouth, or autistic children
witnessing the death of their father on Christmas Day.
Jim makes you feel so wrong for laughing at subjects
most people would shy away from. THIS IS WHAT CRINGE
HUMOR IS ALL ABOUT.
Some of my
personal favorite moments from the album include him
talking about a gentleman with Down Syndrome who was
sitting by the emergency exit door on a plane. Jim
politely asked the stewardess to move him away from
there. "I just didn't want to be in the middle of
a flight and have him yank that handle, hoping candy
comes out and blow the door off the plane. We all get
sucked out except for him, 'cause his head gets
stuck..."
Another
highlight is when Norton explains his love for women
with chubby asses. "I'm right in there. I'll eat
your ass before I know your name...That's how you show
a girl she's special. Fuck your flowers & candy,
eat her ass after a bike ride"
The CD
hits the homestretch with a block full of GREAT
perverted topics like: big pussy lips, girls who get
squeamish over semen, having your nipples licked,
pornography, oral treats & more. The shocked
laughter from the crowd after each observation is
priceless. Norton also serves himself up a ton of
self-hatred, something we have all grown to love from
his days on the Opie & Anthony show.
The disc
ends with the famous "Jim Norton Talking
Doll" & "Jim Norton's Motivational
Tapes" bits that originally aired on the sorely
missed Opie & Anthony show.
The sound
quality of the disc is excellent. You won't need to
crank up the volume, and it doesn't sound like it was
recorded inside a hall. There is a slight humming
sound throughout the disc, but it is barely noticeable
unless you have the volume cranked up high. The 8 page
booklet of full color pictures is worth buying the CD
alone. We get to see snapshots of Jimmy throughout the
years stemming from his childhood to the present.
Norton also posed for some pics wearing just his
underwear, and his crotch bulge is rather adequate to
say the least.
If you see
Jimmy perform and have the opportunity to purchase a
copy, FUCKING BUY ONE. This is the best $15 investment
I have ever made. You will be listening to this CD
over & over, and still laughing hard like the
first time. Yellow Discipline is 10000x better
than the Cleveland bootleg of his show that's been
circulating the internet for a year & a half now.
If anyone of you scumbags download a copy of Yellow
Discipline without spending a penny on it, I hope
you lose a loved one to Crohn's Disease. If Jimmy
isn't performing within a 300 mile radius of you, do
yourself a favor & wait until the album is
available for sale on eatabullet.com.
This is
without question the greatest comedy album I have ever
listened to. I realize that we all have different
tastes when it comes to comedy, but if you visit this
awful site on a regular basis, then you surely must be
a fan of Norton's humor.
HEAD
ON OVER TO EATABULLET.COM AND ORDER A COPY NOW YOU
JIZZBUCKETS
-Patrick
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