| I'm not going to sit
here & bullshit you, but this DVD is without
question one of the funniest things I have seen in a
LONG time. The shit that takes place on it is so
cringe worthy & wrong, you often sit there &
feel bad for laughing like a retarded Japanese school
girl.
It is amazing how every
member of the DVD keeps a straight face while they
mess around with their unsuspecting victims. The stuff
that takes place on the hour long comedic masterpiece
is going to influence so many people, I wouldn't be
surprised if some ignorant parent sues Florentine
Productions after their retarded child delivers an
upper-decker. Hell, I'm 24 and I can't wait to do one
in a hotel room ASAP.
My favorite moment of
the DVD takes place when Jim Norton plays the autistic
younger brother of 6'6" behemoth Club Soda Kenny.
Watching Kenny manhandle & slap around the
diminutive Norton is worth the $20 alone. Kenny is
such a big, loud, retarded looking goon, it is
priceless seeing how uncomfortable he makes other
people.
Other highlights
include a hilarious version of the "You Dropped
Something" game, Artie Lange buying gay porno,
Florentine's obsession with pepper, and Jim & Don
acting like priests at a Girls Gone Wild club
event. There is also an animated version of the
"Brothers" phone call from Jim's Terrorizing
Telemarketers Vol. 3 CD that is top notch.
In between some of the
segments, we get to see HOT Anna Lexington (dressed in
next to nothing) segue the next scene. I would simply
eat the corn out of her shit.
The production of the
DVD is great. Most of it was filmed in pen sized
hidden cameras located on the ear of Patrick Kendall
and some of the other cast members. Considering the
source of film, the quality is superb and the sound is
even better.
To sum it
all up, Jim & Don are going to hell (watch the
"flowers" chapter on the DVD to see why). If
that's the case, I plan on murdering a few Puerto
Ricans, 'cause hell is going to be one fun place to
spend an eternity with them around.
-Patrick
Get
your ass on over to http://meetthecreeps.com
right now and order a copy!
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RATING:
This
DVD is better than delivering an upper decker to your
grandmother's toilet
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